- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

This statement is false.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Potato!

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Obama getting elected in 2012.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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