There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

racism...deal with it!

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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