What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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what is orange? an orange

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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