- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

racism...deal with it!

What did the fish say after he

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

YES! EXACTLY!

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

._____________________. Whale!

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

david poredos

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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