What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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The WPGA tour

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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