- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

no pun intended

kesha is a virgin.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

what's red and horny a red unicorn

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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