I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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