- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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