Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

david poredos

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

YES! EXACTLY!

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What did the fish say after he

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

._____________________. Whale!

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Anti Joke

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