- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

wanna here a joke? you.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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