Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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womens rights

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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think twice or at least think

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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