- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

rocky is here again.......................

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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