- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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