What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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The government

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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