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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Ross.

Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

refridgrator

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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