- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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What? Yes.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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