- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Brain fart

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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