What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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It's all Taggart

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Error 37.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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GONNA

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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