Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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