How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Anti Joke

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