How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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What? Why?

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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