Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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balls

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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