- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

I once did something.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

women's rights

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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