- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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