- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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