- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

so the weather's nice...

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Your Mother

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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