What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Robin, get in the car!

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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The WNBA

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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