- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Set up Punch line.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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