What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Your existance.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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