why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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