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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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