- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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