What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Poop.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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women's rights.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Poop!!

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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