- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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