A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Amazing

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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