whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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