What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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