- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock Come in

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