- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Rush Limbaugh

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Your social life.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

96

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??