- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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