- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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