- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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