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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What do you call a black man? Black

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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