On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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A sober Irish individual.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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