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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

whats 2+2? 4

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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