whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

I have a gay camel

Sixty... eight

Hi what I lug you

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Who does creatine? James Cornish

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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