- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

I regret everything.....

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

squash squash who squash my ass

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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