a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Whats white? A fridge

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

knock,knock you suck

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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