- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

being sober in a bar fight

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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