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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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