- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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