Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Chuck norris

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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So does Blake

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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