- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

a woman votes!

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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