- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

why is pie good. because it just is.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Sarah Jessica Parker

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Justin Bieber

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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