Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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identical jokes get different votes.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

destiny

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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