Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Basically

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

ever tried african food? they neither

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

derp

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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