Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Once upon a time

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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