What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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