A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

This site has ads. and so does every other free site

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

what this: b a dead one of these: p

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