What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

._____________________. Whale!

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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