What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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willie revilame

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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This is not funny.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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