Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Roses are red.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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