- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

._____________________. Whale!

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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