What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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