- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Roses are red.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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