- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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