- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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