- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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