- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

whats 2+2? 4

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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