What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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