A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Face Hunter is scum

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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