What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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penis?

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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