Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Once upon a time, The end.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Vagina cream... end of story

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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