roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Hello

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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