- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

This is not a joke

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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