- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

One time at band camp.............that's it........

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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