Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Miscarriages.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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