What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Penis.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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