- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

what did the old lady die of old age...

A lot eh?

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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