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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Internet Explorer

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

ejaculation JLR

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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