Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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