What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Jellybeans

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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