How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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