- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

This is not a joke

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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