- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

balls

Cancer.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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