- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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