Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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