- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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