- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Thumbs this up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

poopy is poopy

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??