- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

whats worse than school? Summer school

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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