- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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