- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

I shot a bitch.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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