- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??