You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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go F*** yourself

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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