pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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Lil Wayne

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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What's your guys names?

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

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