- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What is the name of the car? What

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Where's my tractor?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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