- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Women can vote? WTF

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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